Apparently, I might have to bring a sleeping bag to Jamie's for the AFC game...um, the Pittsburgh Police are threatening to shut dahn the Soufside if the Stees beat Denver. Who's gonna feed D-Dogg?
Yikes!
Otra vez, Go Steelers!
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I am glad that the first criminal activity the Pittsburgh Po-Po is concerned about is "urinating in public"--then they get to fighting and drunk driving.
Let's take the D-Dogg along for the festivities--she can urinate in public and get slapped with a citation--good times will be had by all.
It looks like I will be having a little slumber party in the South Side on Sunday night--cuz Da Stees are winning that game!!
I always get busted with those public urination citations...seriously what's the big fucking deal. It's just piss, I mean they don't cite us when we toss our fiberglass cig butts on the ground, but urine...damn.
BTW I'm totally kidding, I'm probably the least likely to pee in public of anyone that I know.
Lukas,
It appears from your blog that you are becoming a hetero--urination in public is part of the oh-so-sexy straight man package. A little Hines Ward jersey action, some Iron City Beer, some high-fives, and next thing you know, BAM, willie is out and you are peeing on the side of a building.
Oh, I hope I have my camera!!
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